overheard

just got back from lunch.
while eating by myself at a cafe down the street, i heard a guy behind me say this:

"...weirdest dream last night. i dreamed that i was stuck in this big park all alone. all of a sudden, me legs turned into 2 baguettes and every squirrel in the park wanted to eat my legs! i had to run, but it was so hard to move with baguettes for legs. it was a total nightmare!"

i couldn't help but laugh to myself visualizing the scene.