smurfy dream

2 nights ago i had the strangest dream. it was halloween night (my favorite holiday, btw) and the costume i had planned just wasn't working out. i felt totally stressed out not knowing what to be and party time was drawing near. all of sudden, i had a brilliant idea... i would be smurfette! all i needed was some blue paint and i'd be good to go.

next part of the dream was me in a paint store, stressed out over which was the perfect smurf blue. i was going through paint swatches, trying desperately to find just the right shade, but i was having trouble deciding. i finally picked the closest one.

next scene, i was painting my whole naked body blue. then i realized that i didn't have smurfette's cute little white dress or white hat OR white shoes! what was i to do? "i know!" i thought, "i'll just go naked and be NUDE-ette!" that was it! so i started to walk out the door, completely naked covered in blue and then i felt embarrassed. "i can't go out totally naked. someone will think i'm from blue man group or something!" so my next brilliant idea was to wear a bra and underwear over my nakeness, and that's what i did.

totally covered in blue, wearing a 50s style bra (very pointy) and underwear (grandma style), i walked out the door happy as could be and started introducing myself as NUDE-ette, the smurf. what the fuck???